Happy holidays, dearest readers!
I've got good news! The print version of Soulwoven: Exile is ready, so those of you who've been waiting to read it on paper can now order it! You can get it here.
And remember, if you leave a review of it on Amazon by the end of the year, you can enter to win a kick-ass personalized copy. Full rules here.
Thanks, as always, for your time and support. Merry Christmas to those who celebrate it, and Happy New Year to you all. I hope I've given you something wonderful to read this year.
Yours in sweat and ink as always,
Jeff
The official blog of Jeff Seymour, author of the collection of magical realist short stories Three Dances and the epic fantasy novel Soulwoven. Updated Mondays and Fridays.
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Sunday, December 21, 2014
Update on Print Books of Soulwoven: Exile
Hello, dearest readers!
I know many of you are waiting for the print version of Soulwoven: Exile, so I wanted to give you a quick update. There have been delays at the printer and delays on account of holiday shipping, so the books are going to be late. I'm as disappointed about it as you are, but there it is.
The book should be ready next week, but it won't be available in time for Christmas, and there's a chance it won't be available until the end of the year.
In the meantime, you can get the e-book now! I know it's small consolation for those of you who wanted to get or give a big, beautiful, paper book this year, but it's the best I've got to offer.
Yours in ink and chocolate,
Jeff
I know many of you are waiting for the print version of Soulwoven: Exile, so I wanted to give you a quick update. There have been delays at the printer and delays on account of holiday shipping, so the books are going to be late. I'm as disappointed about it as you are, but there it is.
The book should be ready next week, but it won't be available in time for Christmas, and there's a chance it won't be available until the end of the year.
In the meantime, you can get the e-book now! I know it's small consolation for those of you who wanted to get or give a big, beautiful, paper book this year, but it's the best I've got to offer.
Yours in ink and chocolate,
Jeff
Thursday, December 18, 2014
Why Wattpad?
I get a lot of questions from other authors about why I have work up on Wattpad. The most common is, "What do you get out of it?"
I've answered that in bits and pieces before. I get encouragement and feedback. I get to test stories before I decide what kind of a budget to set when I publish them. I get fans.
But Wattpad recently rolled out a new feature that will let me show you the primary thing I get in a way I haven't been able to before.
This is a map that shows where the Wattpad readers of Soulwoven are from. Darker countries have contributed a greater share of readers. White countries have contributed none.
And this is what I get.
Not the map. Bla bla business intelligence, yes, there's some information that's economically useful there, but it's not important.
The darkest country on this map is a place I can (and do) reach by self-publishing. But there are also a lot of countries on this map that I can't reach that way. Maybe most importantly, there aren't that many countries on this map with no shading.
Think about that for a second. Someone has read my writing in almost every country on Earth.
How many people in human history have ever been able to say that?
So the next time someone asks me, "Why Wattpad?" I will point them here with great happiness.
I've answered that in bits and pieces before. I get encouragement and feedback. I get to test stories before I decide what kind of a budget to set when I publish them. I get fans.
But Wattpad recently rolled out a new feature that will let me show you the primary thing I get in a way I haven't been able to before.
This is a map that shows where the Wattpad readers of Soulwoven are from. Darker countries have contributed a greater share of readers. White countries have contributed none.
And this is what I get.
Not the map. Bla bla business intelligence, yes, there's some information that's economically useful there, but it's not important.
The darkest country on this map is a place I can (and do) reach by self-publishing. But there are also a lot of countries on this map that I can't reach that way. Maybe most importantly, there aren't that many countries on this map with no shading.
Think about that for a second. Someone has read my writing in almost every country on Earth.
How many people in human history have ever been able to say that?
So the next time someone asks me, "Why Wattpad?" I will point them here with great happiness.
Friday, December 12, 2014
Soulwoven: Exile is OUT!
Ta-da! Today is LAUNCH day! Soulwoven: Exile is out in e-book form. The print version is nearly complete as well; I expect it to be ready next week.
In the meantime, a quick rundown of some of the launch-time fun things you can enjoy.
- The Speculative Post gave it a fantastic review and hosted a guest post from yours truly on why it's a problem when the black guy dies.
- Susan Spann let me take over her blog for a day to talk about why mystery and fantasy get along so well together.
- The launch contest is in full effect, so get reading and reviewing for a chance at that hand-annotated copy!
- The first book has had its price dropped to $0.99 so new readers can get up to speed quickly.
I'll add more to this post as they crop up. There are some other guest-posty type things coming down the pipe.
One more time: you can buy it here. Tell your friends! Leave reviews! Share it on social media! Buy everyone a copy for Christmas! It's a Soulwoven spectacular!
And more seriously, thanks for reading. I hope you enjoy it.
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
The Soulwoven: Exile KICK-ASS COPY Contest!
Alright, dearest readers. It's time for a post of BIG NEWS!
Namely, I'm running a book launch contest for Soulwoven: Exile!
One of the most popular rewards among my Kickstarter backers was a kick-ass personalized copy of SOULWOVEN. These books were signed, and they had doodles and notes in them written and drawn by yours truly---one-of-a-kind additions to the text that were completely unique. Notes about the creation of scenes and where they came from, little scribbles of the way things look in my brain, that kind of thing.
They looked like this (click to embiggen):
I'm going to make one of these copies of Soulwoven: Exile and offer it as a reward to one of the first people to read and review the e-book.
Here's how you can get your hands on it:
1.) Pre-order the e-book of Soulwoven: Exile on Amazon.com (or buy it before Dec. 31).
2.) Read it.
3.) Leave a review of the book on Amazon that includes the words "I received a chance at a free print copy of the book in return for leaving an unbiased review."
That's it. I'll contact the winning reviewer via a response to their Amazon review in January, after the contest ends. Cool contest image below (share it far and wide!). Legalese at the bottom of the post.
I hope you guys enjoy! I love making these one-off books for people, and I can't wait to hear what you all think of Exile!
-Jeff
Legalese:
To be eligible to win, you must be at least 18 years old and live or have a mailing address in the US or Canada. No purchase necessary to win. To enter without purchasing, e-mail pr@jeff-seymour.com to receive a five-chapter electronic sample of Soulwoven: Exile for review. Other entry requirements apply. Odds of winning vary with entries received. One entry per household. One winner will be drawn at random from eligible reviews.
Namely, I'm running a book launch contest for Soulwoven: Exile!
One of the most popular rewards among my Kickstarter backers was a kick-ass personalized copy of SOULWOVEN. These books were signed, and they had doodles and notes in them written and drawn by yours truly---one-of-a-kind additions to the text that were completely unique. Notes about the creation of scenes and where they came from, little scribbles of the way things look in my brain, that kind of thing.
They looked like this (click to embiggen):
I'm going to make one of these copies of Soulwoven: Exile and offer it as a reward to one of the first people to read and review the e-book.
Here's how you can get your hands on it:
1.) Pre-order the e-book of Soulwoven: Exile on Amazon.com (or buy it before Dec. 31).
2.) Read it.
3.) Leave a review of the book on Amazon that includes the words "I received a chance at a free print copy of the book in return for leaving an unbiased review."
That's it. I'll contact the winning reviewer via a response to their Amazon review in January, after the contest ends. Cool contest image below (share it far and wide!). Legalese at the bottom of the post.
I hope you guys enjoy! I love making these one-off books for people, and I can't wait to hear what you all think of Exile!
-Jeff
Legalese:
To be eligible to win, you must be at least 18 years old and live or have a mailing address in the US or Canada. No purchase necessary to win. To enter without purchasing, e-mail pr@jeff-seymour.com to receive a five-chapter electronic sample of Soulwoven: Exile for review. Other entry requirements apply. Odds of winning vary with entries received. One entry per household. One winner will be drawn at random from eligible reviews.
Saturday, October 25, 2014
All Hallow's Write 2014 - Horrid Little Nocturnes
So this year I thought I'd try something different for All Hallow's Write. I didn't have anything long and harrowing, like What Lies in Darkness, in me again, for a variety of reasons. Once you read the end of Soulwoven: Exile, you might understand why. I'm also in the middle of a campaign of Getting Enough Sleep that has done wonders for my mental health, and I judged that staying on that horse was more important than staying up all night tonight.
So, something different.
I haven't written poetry with the intent of sharing it since college, and I'm not much of a poet. I've got a vague idea of what the tools are, but little worked out in terms of how to use them.
Nevertheless, I have an imagination, and it can be wicked, and I have done my best to let it loose tonight.
So enjoy. Here are several short poems, some horrid little nocturnes, the result of my All Hallow's Write 2014.
So, something different.
I haven't written poetry with the intent of sharing it since college, and I'm not much of a poet. I've got a vague idea of what the tools are, but little worked out in terms of how to use them.
Nevertheless, I have an imagination, and it can be wicked, and I have done my best to let it loose tonight.
So enjoy. Here are several short poems, some horrid little nocturnes, the result of my All Hallow's Write 2014.
Night Terrors
They come at night.
All these little horrors.
Broken-glass knives peeling
open my scalp, coercing my mind.
I shiver, scratch
and wait and wake
and toss and turn
and flail and gnash
while the darkness grows deeper
and the turn-bottle nasties turn over the graves
of dead dreads
and birth them anew.
In the morning they’re gone.
But each leaves new scars.
Deeper.
And deeper.
Like dead flesh on a stained-purple heart
after cardiac arrest.
The Blue People
They say it’s cold after death, but
the blue people know they’re wrong.
It’s not your warmth they want.
It’s breath they
need, vitality,
and so they choose to stay.
Hover over you dreamers,
suck life from your lips,
eyes shut in ecstatic aspiration.
You never see them.
But when you wake, they scream.
Under the Ice
There are things (they are waiting)
Down under the ice.
Goggle-eyed
Frog-toed.
While you slide along they float,
suspended in timeless misery,
aching for a moment’s touch.
Their fingers track you, carefully,
slip along the too-smooth ceiling of their world.
One crack, dear child,
one crack.
And you’ll be down to join them.
Behind the Stars
There are watchers out behind the stars.
And not the ones you’d think.
No green men in shining ships,
with beams or rays or probes.
These are much worse.
The things out there are eldritch terrors
hid beyond the sky.
That dome of black is paper-thin.
Beyond it? Crawling, awful things.
The stars their eyes,
their grasping fingers made of gravitons.
And the dark sky-shards
that burn between the clouds?
Slivers of their fingernails,
breaking as they claw the night.
At the Heart of the Machine
No one knows what lies
at the heart of the machine.
We make our theorems, call them true,
but truth lies out of reach.
A misplaced variable.
One coefficient, slightly warped.
In these things lives the machine’s soul,
a broke-faced golem, shattered eyeballs of black
gaping nothing.
And inside the heart of that
machine?
We run, little rats on moebius treadmills.
Devils behind us, urging.
Whipping.
Flaying our backs if we fall.
Imagine now.
One slip.
One trip.
And the cat o’ nine tails rips your back
with long-stick needles of rusted-nail teeth.
Leaving you,
bleeding,
at the heart of the machine.
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Happy Halloween, everybody!
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Happy Halloween, everybody!
Monday, September 29, 2014
For the Locker: Maggie Gyllenhaal on Performing Ourselves
There are a number of reasons my blog posts have been sporadic lately. I've been wrestling with demons, and that takes up a lot of time and head space. It's tough to blog in the face of that.
So here's a little snippet for the locker. It's from an interview TIME Magazine did with Maggie Gyllenhaal.
I found it comforting. I hope you do as well.
So here's a little snippet for the locker. It's from an interview TIME Magazine did with Maggie Gyllenhaal.
"I relate to panic sometimes. One of the things that's happening to [my character] is that she's going from being somebody who performs all the time and feels that she has to be extraordinary to somebody is actually a human being. [...] I think it's something all human beings can relate to---performing themselves, thinking they're supposed to be what they imagined they were going to be when they were 20."
I found it comforting. I hope you do as well.
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